| Kids Ghost Jokes - 1 What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone ?
'I told you I was ill'
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One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks 'yeah, what do you want?'. The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice 'I've lost my tail...... and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on'. At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog..... 'Sorry, but we don't re-tail spirits at this time of night'.
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What kind of ghost has the best hearing ?
The eeriest !
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Where do mummies go if they want to swim ?
The Dead Sea !
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