| Deadly Ghost Jokes - 2 A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, 'I have been walking these corridors for 300 years.' The man said, 'in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?'
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Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
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What do you call a ghost who stays out all night ?
A fresh air freak !
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What do ghosts eat for dinner ?
Ghoulash !
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