| Kids Ghost Jokes - 2 Q: What do short-sighted ghosts wear?
A: Spooktacles.
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How do you know if your being haunted by a parrot ?
He keeps going 'ooo's a pretty boy then' !
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A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, 'I have been walking these corridors for 300 years.' The man said, 'in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?'
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Q: What's the 1st thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
A: They boo-kle their seatbelts
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