| Deadly Ghost Jokes - 1 What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said 'Sorry, we don't serve spirits.'
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Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?
A: He wanted to go on a rollerghoster !
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Q: What's a ghosts favorite Broadway play?
A: phantom of the opera!
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A butler came running into his important masters office. 'Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?' Without looking up from his work the master said, 'Tell him I cant see him.'
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