| Ghost Pictures - Scary Ghost Jokes - 3 A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, 'I have been walking these corridors for 300 years.' The man said, 'in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?'
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Q: Who protects the shores where spirits live?
A: The Ghost Guard!
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Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
A: Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat !
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Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A: Spook-ghetti.
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